My poor feet!!!

[Churchill]

Bastard bastard bastard!

I've just cracked my toes on the door frame while walking around in bare feet!

I did it on Friday evening against the edge of the sofa, on Saturday morning on a tool box when the guy came to fix the central heating!

Wtf? Now, I can kick things pretty damn hard and not feel it too much but bastard door frames, sofa's and tool boxes hurt like f**k!!!!

Thanks guys, I feel better now!

[BoredBloke]

Look on the bright side. If you had no toe nails it's supposed to be massively more painful - vomit inducing pain!

[Churchill]

Look on the bright side. If you had no toe nails it's supposed to be massively more painful - vomit inducing pain!

I've had my big toenail removed from my left foot. Guess which foot cracked the door frame?

Also, two toes on my left foot are webbed! F**K it hurts!

[original PM]

i used to do this all the time (I am a clumsy feck!)

interestingly enough the more you do it the less it hurts

slim consolation!

[Drewster]

Bastard bastard bastard!

I've just cracked my toes on the door frame while walking around in bare feet!

I did it on Friday evening against the edge of the sofa, on Saturday morning on a tool box when the guy came to fix the central heating!

Wtf? Now, I can kick things pretty damn hard and not feel it too much but bastard door frames, sofa's and tool boxes hurt like f**k!!!!

Thanks guys, I feel better now!

It'll be you going soft with all that "hand cream" and "body lotion".... pull yourself together man!!

[DimPrawn]

Also, two toes on my left foot are webbed! F**K it hurts!

Your dad married his sister?

[Churchill]

It'll be you going soft with all that "hand cream" and "body lotion".... pull yourself together man!!

I'll f**king have you!

[Churchill]

Your dad married his sister?

Nope. Can be caused by the Mother smoking through pregnancy.

[cailin maith]

It'll be you going soft with all that "hand cream" and "body lotion".... pull yourself together man!!

I'll f**king have you!

[Menelaus]

Bastard bastard bastard!

I've just cracked my toes on the door frame while walking around in bare feet!

I did it on Friday evening against the edge of the sofa, on Saturday morning on a tool box when the guy came to fix the central heating!

Wtf? Now, I can kick things pretty damn hard and not feel it too much but bastard door frames, sofa's and tool boxes hurt like f**k!!!!

Thanks guys, I feel better now!

Ouch!

****, I did that a couple of weeks ago and spent about 10 minutes hopping around muttering obscenities much to the disgust not to mention confusion of my dog.