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Give Rittle Glasshopper a coconut...

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    Give Rittle Glasshopper a coconut...

    Or even 4...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/8113382.stm

    Looks like it stings a bit...

    #2
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      #3
      that's nowt, I ate 4 bounty bars in less than a week once
      Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

      Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Or even 4...

        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/8113382.stm

        Looks like it stings a bit...
        That'll be when a splinter went up his nail.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Sod that!
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            #6
            Tips from the ex-mrs HAB; don't park your car under a palm tree as coconuts falling from high up dent roofs, bonnets(hoods for septics) and break windscreens.

            HAB: "Why the Frak did you park there."
            mrsHAB: "There was a space and it looked shady"
            HAB: "There was a space because nobody else is stupid to park under falling objects. Didn't all those green things laying around give you a clue?"
            mrsHAB: sob, sob, sob.

            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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              #7
              Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
              Tips from the ex-mrs HAB; don't park your car under a palm tree as coconuts falling from high up dent roofs, bonnets(hoods for septics) and break windscreens.

              HAB: "Why the Frak did you park there."
              mrsHAB: "There was a space and it looked shady"
              HAB: "There was a space because nobody else is stupid to park under falling objects. Didn't all those green things laying around give you a clue?"
              mrsHAB: sob, sob, sob.


              Ex you say, Reallah
              Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

              Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                #8
                How tf is that possible? Is it some kind of special coconut or something?

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