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that's nowt, I ate 4 bounty bars in less than a week onceFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Sod that!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Tips from the ex-mrs HAB; don't park your car under a palm tree as coconuts falling from high up dent roofs, bonnets(hoods for septics) and break windscreens.
HAB: "Why the Frak did you park there."
mrsHAB: "There was a space and it looked shady"
HAB: "There was a space because nobody else is stupid to park under falling objects. Didn't all those green things laying around give you a clue?"
mrsHAB: sob, sob, sob.
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostTips from the ex-mrs HAB; don't park your car under a palm tree as coconuts falling from high up dent roofs, bonnets(hoods for septics) and break windscreens.
HAB: "Why the Frak did you park there."
mrsHAB: "There was a space and it looked shady"
HAB: "There was a space because nobody else is stupid to park under falling objects. Didn't all those green things laying around give you a clue?"
mrsHAB: sob, sob, sob.
Ex you say, ReallahFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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