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Is France the rubbishest country in the world ever?

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    Is France the rubbishest country in the world ever?

    Go for it. Give Monsewer Le Rosbif something to whinge about. I'll start.


    French? Call that a language? They don't use half the letters they write down.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

    #2
    They ran a pretty ropey empire. And they started the Vietnam War!
    Cats are evil.

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      #3
      They don't use soap.

      The trading floor of a well known french bank got well wiffy towards the end of the week.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        #4
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Go for it. Give Monsewer Le Rosbif something to whinge about. I'll start.


        French? Call that a language? They don't use half the letters they write down.
        Nope - France is a wonderful country. What lets it down is the people that live there.
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          #5
          Their wines are crap.

          Except for the Vosne Romanees, Gevrey Chambertins, Grands Echezeaux, Cortons, Montrachets, Pouillys, Chablis, Yquems, Pomerols, Pauillacs, Medocs, St Emilions, St Estephes and a few Champagnes of course.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            They don't use soap.

            The trading floor of a well known french bank got well wiffy towards the end of the week.
            But did it go bust?
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Food - good

              Women - Hairy

              Wine - excellent

              Beer - Sh**E

              Men - can't see any. Jean Paul Gaultier is their version of Russel Crowe
              Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

              Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                #8
                The French hide their inferiority complex by pretending to be superior.
                Plus they are currently ruled by a Hungarian sex dwarf.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  The French hide their inferiority complex by pretending to be superior.
                  Plus they are currently ruled by a Hungarian sex dwarf.
                  Cute missus though - Italian I think
                  Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                  Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                    #10
                    They usually lose rugby matches to England; that's a good reason for keeping France on the map.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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