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My willy’s bigger than yours

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    My willy’s bigger than yours

    Just thought I’d raise the intellectual standard from the ‘this country’s better than everyone else’s’ threads.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    Mines about four inches . . .

    . . . but apparently that's too wide for some women!
    The vegetarian option.

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      #3
      Unlikely

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        #4
        Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
        . . . but apparently that's too wide for some women!
        What do the men you've had say?
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #5
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          What do the men you've had say?
          Either "Mmwbbbchhfwggggh" or "ouch".
          The vegetarian option.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Just thought I’d raise the intellectual standard from the ‘this country’s better than everyone else’s’ threads.
            Maybe, but I can piss further and higher!

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              #7
              I've a MUCH bigger car than you...



              ...oh. IGMC.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                . . . but apparently that's too wide for some women!
                You're not meant to put it in sideways......

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                  #9
                  How do you know its bigger?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    How do you know its bigger?
                    Possibly something to do with being in the papers with your underpants outside your superhero outfit...
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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