Off to a witch burning!

[threaded]

They're going to be burning witches this evening. And all the ugly women have hidden themselves. Apparently when they're burnt, they take themselves to Bloksbjerg.

I'm going to one the boy scouts have organised. The scouts seem to be very involved in this burning of witches.

threaded in "burn the witch, burn, burn!" mode

[bogeyman]

They're going to be burning witches this evening. And all the ugly women have hidden themselves. Apparently when they're burnt, they take themselves to Bloksbjerg.

I'm going to one the boy scouts have organised. The scouts seem to be very involved in this burning of witches.

threaded in "burn the witch, burn, burn!" mode

Have fun.

Hope they don't burn the pies.

p.s. is there space on the rotisserie for Marg Beckett, Caravan Queen?

[PM-Junkie]

They're going to be burning witches this evening. And all the ugly women have hidden themselves. Apparently when they're burnt, they take themselves to Bloksbjerg.

I'm going to one the boy scouts have organised. The scouts seem to be very involved in this burning of witches.

threaded in "burn the witch, burn, burn!" mode

No need to burn them - just get a big set of scales and a duck

[VectraMan]

No need to burn them - just get a big set of scales and a duck

What do you burn besides witches? More witches!

[bogeyman]

What do you burn besides witches? More witches!

Fat teenagers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8115084.stm

At 15 years old and 33 stone, Georgia Davis from south Wales was described by the Sun newspaper last year as Britain's fattest teenager.

My sisters kids live in South Wales, and they are like blimps despite my sister being trim and healthy. It's nothing to do with genetics, it's just the lifestyle in these shytehole places.

[VectraMan]

My sisters kids live in South Wales, and they are like blimps despite my sister being trim and healthy. It's nothing to do with genetics, it's just the lifestyle in these shytehole places.

Are there not lots of hills in Wales?

[bogeyman]

Are there not lots of hills in Wales?

Indeed, but the younger natives never venture up them, unless it's in a TWOC'd car that they will later set alight, or a scummy trail bike to make figure of eight patterns, over and over, on the ecologically fragile hilltops.