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    My dream about Gordon Brown

    I had a bizarre dream last night, that Gordon Brown dropped in to my house one Sunday afternoon for a chat. Alone.

    I was fairly polite, but even so he didn't say much, if anything at all. The last thing I recall telling him was that I live 100 yards inside John Bercow's constituency. Brown then got on his mobile and left, saying goodbye over his shoulder and jumping into a limo packed with officials.

    What does it mean? Am I losing my mind?

    #2
    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I had a bizarre dream last night, that Gordon Brown dropped in to my house one Sunday afternoon for a chat. Alone.

    I was fairly polite, but even so he didn't say much, if anything at all. The last thing I recall telling him was that I live 100 yards inside John Bercow's constituency. Brown then got on his mobile and left, saying goodbye over his shoulder and jumping into a limo packed with officials.

    What does it mean? Am I losing my mind?
    Personally I dreamt about Anna Kournikova and a bubble bath.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

      What does it mean? ?
      It means you're gay.

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        #4
        Did he bring his own nappy?
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #5
          It means he's got an eye for you - just the one mind!
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
            I had a bizarre dream last night, that Gordon Brown dropped in to my house one Sunday afternoon for a chat. Alone.

            I was fairly polite, but even so he didn't say much, if anything at all. The last thing I recall telling him was that I live 100 yards inside John Bercow's constituency. Brown then got on his mobile and left, saying goodbye over his shoulder and jumping into a limo packed with officials.

            What does it mean? Am I losing my mind?

            Do you have a background in the Milltary or Intelligence Services ?

            If so cnances are youve been recruited as part of an ongoing MI6s pys-ops - operation the idea being to see if you reacted in a hostile manner or otherwise to our Prime Minister - given the passive reaction seems that you passed that one okay.

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              #7
              Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
              Do you have a background in the Milltary or Intelligence Services ?

              If so cnances are youve been recruited as part of an ongoing MI6s pys-ops - operation the idea being to see if you reacted in a hostile manner or otherwise to our Prime Minister - given the passive reaction seems that you passed that one okay.
              I'm being recruited in my sleep?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                I'm being recruited in my sleep?
                ... maybe you weren't sleeping...

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