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Only 9 from 15
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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The answer is to re-introduce National ServiceLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone -
only 7 - but then I opted to have a fight with the guy.....SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentThe answer is to re-introduce National Service
Oh and my score was 8, which isn't brilliant considering I consider myself a true Englishman.
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I got 9 and I went for the fight.
It should have been 10, but apparently Father Christmas doesn't live in Lapland any more.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Chico is the man!!
You got 14 right!
0-5: Seat in Heathrow arrivals.... 6-10: Seat on the district council......11-14: Seat in Parliament.....15: Seat on the throne
For God, Queen and CountrySola gratia
Sola fide
Soli Deo gloriaComment
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Originally posted by ChicoChico is the man!!
You got 14 right!
0-5: Seat in Heathrow arrivals.... 6-10: Seat on the district council......11-14: Seat in Parliament.....15: Seat on the throne
For God, Queen and CountryComment
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Bit of a joke really, 45 minutes, 24 noddy multiple choice questions with most of the answers taken from some booklet you can study at home.
Now compare that with one of the questions out the Dutch nationality test shown below (translated of course!):
Yesterday Hans Hendriks found a key in the street which he took to the police station. At the nearby supermarket he placed a note on the message-board.
Complete the notice from Hans, making sure you include the following:
- what he found;
- where he found it;
- where it can be picked up.
examples of the Dutch naturalisation test
The fee for the Dutch one is also a more sizeable €257,50:Comment
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