What would you like as your epitaph?

**pzz76077** · 28 June 2009, 22:11

...lived longer than Jacko...

PZZ

**Menelaus** · 28 June 2009, 22:37

1. yet another attempt at immortality - FAIL.

2. (with apologies to the late S.Milligan) I told you I was ill

3. off to see clientco for the wrap-up meeting

**pzz76077** · 28 June 2009, 22:44

Here lies PZZ,
Aged 141
Only the good die young.

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Here lies PZZ
Stepped on the accelerator
Instead of the brake.

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Here lies PZZ
4 slugs from a .44
No less, no more.

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Here lies the body of PZZ
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid him low
But the skin of the thing that made him go.

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foreskins were not enough to save his skin

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Let me know if you want some more before I die.

PZZ

**NotAllThere** · 29 June 2009, 07:25

"Plot vacant".

**DimPrawn** · 29 June 2009, 08:23

For sale. One plot, hardly used.

You can take it with you!

Boomed!

**Menelaus** · 29 June 2009, 08:23

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

"Plot vacant".

Anyone sub me on my contract at clientco?

**AlfredJPruffock** · 29 June 2009, 08:28

... insure NOW with Prudential ...

**sasguru** · 29 June 2009, 09:08

"Wot u lookin at? Fook off!"

**The Lone Gunman** · 29 June 2009, 09:10

As a Scout I would like the usual circle with a dot in the middle.

What would you like as your epitaph?