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Your mummy or your wife?

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    Your mummy or your wife?

    Who's cooking and cleaning is better?
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    My mums better at cooking. My wife better at cleaning.
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      #3
      Wife.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        I married my wife and promptly became my mummy.

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #5
          Andyw's mum takes some beating.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Andyw's mum takes some beating.

            Oh Prawn. Please! Don't you think the boy has suffered enough?

            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #7
              My second wife.

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                #8
                Lard arses
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                  I married my wife and promptly became my mummy.
                  You're your own mother? How does that work, genetically?
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                    Lard arses
                    Wuh?

                    Anyway, much to my second wifes annoyance (we're now divorced) I'd always do my own ironing

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