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    New contractor who sits opposite me

    Had a new contractor start a few weeks ago and he sits opposite me.

    He constantly talks and is an authority about everything ever!
    When he stops talking, he mumbles some cack tune over and over again.

    So, if you are the new contractor and your reading this.....

    SHUT THE F**K UP FOR JUST A FEW MINUTES. Please.
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    Originally posted by bellymonster View Post
    Had a new contractor start a few weeks ago and he sits opposite me.

    He constantly talks and is an authority about everything ever!
    When he stops talking, he mumbles some cack tune over and over again.

    So, if you are the new contractor and your reading this.....

    SHUT THE F**K UP FOR JUST A FEW MINUTES. Please.
    Stop farting and I'll shut up.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      It can't be me, I know nothing
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        #4
        stop smelling and I will sing the tune properly just for you
        Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

        Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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          #5
          although I fit the description I have been here for a lot longer than that so it cant be me.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #6
            mumbles some cack tune over and over again? Sounds like me! Today it's Tom Jones, Maria.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Originally posted by bellymonster View Post
              Had a new contractor start a few weeks ago and he sits opposite me.

              He constantly talks and is an authority about everything ever!
              When he stops talking, he mumbles some cack tune over and over again

              So, if you are the new contractor and your reading this.....

              SHUT THE F**K UP FOR JUST A FEW MINUTES. Please.
              I cannot think why you posted this here?

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                #8
                Have been humming Amarillo most of the morning.

                Sorry..sorry..sorry

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                  #9
                  Introduce him to TPD.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bellymonster View Post
                    Had a new contractor start a few weeks ago and he sits opposite me.

                    He constantly talks and is an authority about everything ever!
                    When he stops talking, he mumbles some cack tune over and over again.

                    So, if you are the new contractor and your reading this.....

                    SHUT THE F**K UP FOR JUST A FEW MINUTES. Please.
                    This may be an alien concept but why don't you stand up, walk over to their desk and talk to them?

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