The one true god

[xoggoth]

According to The Daily Mail:

According to research published yesterday, average temperatures on Mondays and Tuesdays routinely top those at the weekends, peaking at 22.58c in June, July and August over the past five years

How can one explain this? I think the more logical among us will grasp that this is proof of the existence and power of the one true god, the only one whose law is made manifest on a daily basis, the Great God Sod.

[Menelaus]

The one true law: Murphys.

[xoggoth]

Blasphemer! As a worshipper of the Great God Sod I think worshippers of the false god Murphy should be forced to recant or be burnt.

[DimPrawn]

Xog, why aren't you out enjoying the weather?

[Menelaus]

Blasphemer! As a worshipper of the Great God Sod I think worshippers of the false god Murphy should be forced to recant or be burnt.

Heretic!

[Churchill]

There's more activity generating more heat.

[HairyArsedBloke]

There's more activity generating more heat.

Pollution

Causing scattering of sun or sumfink like that.