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Went to view a dump of a property at the weekend.

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    Went to view a dump of a property at the weekend.

    It's on the market for £360K but it was a complete dump with overflowing bins left outside.

    The inside was a bit eighties. The guy still had a Falklands War wall chart and there were half eaten pot noodles and tissues everywhere. It smelt really weird.

    I might offer £175,000 and raze it to the ground. I would definitely burn the curtains though, ewww!

    #2
    It was the Margaret Thatcher bed-spread that gave me the chills.

    ewwwwwwwww.

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      #3
      You guys are so funny!!!

      A tad unoriginal and repetitive though!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        It's on the market for £360K but it was a complete dump with overflowing bins left outside.

        The inside was a bit eighties. The guy still had a Falklands War wall chart and there were half eaten pot noodles and tissues everywhere. It smelt really weird.

        I might offer £175,000 and raze it to the ground. I would definitely burn the curtains though, ewww!

        Good effort, 9/10

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          It's on the market for £360K but it was a complete dump with overflowing bins left outside.

          The inside was a bit eighties. The guy still had a Falklands War wall chart and there were half eaten pot noodles and tissues everywhere. It smelt really weird.

          I might offer £175,000 and raze it to the ground. I would definitely burn the curtains though, ewww!


          You should have tried my property instead.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            You guys are so funny!!!

            A tad unoriginal and repetitive though!
            Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
            You should have tried my property instead.
            Thats it Cyber you go for it!!! Thats them shot down in flames!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
              You should have tried my property instead.
              It wouldn't burn, it was too wet.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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