No work for a week.

[Mich the Tester]

Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

Shall report from time to time on progress.

[The Lone Gunman]

Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

Shall report from time to time on progress.

Dont forget to set up the video camera in case your pool has one of those "You've been framed moments".

Enjoy the break.

[Menelaus]

Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

Shall report from time to time on progress.

Enjoy, whilst the rest of us are sweating out in the office.

[snaw]

Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

Shall report from time to time on progress.

Anyone else thinking this sounds like it could turn into some weird self loving shenanigans with the potential for suspicious death at the end?

[The Lone Gunman]

Anyone else thinking this sounds like it could turn into some weird self loving shenanigans with the potential for suspicious death at the end?

That'll be just you................. again........... Snaw.

[thunderlizard]

Good stuff. I salute you on the preparedness of your continuity plan and your readiness to carry it out without complaint.
(closest smiley to salute)

[Menelaus]

Anyone else thinking this sounds like it could turn into some weird self loving shenanigans with the potential for suspicious death at the end?

You are Michael Barrymore AICMFP

[snaw]

That'll be just you................. again........... Snaw.

Oh.

[PM-Junkie]

Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

Shall report from time to time on progress.

Are you a cricket fan? If so I'd call that bl00dy good timing!

[Mich the Tester]

Are you a cricket fan? If so I'd call that bl00dy good timing!

Indeed. Rather looking forward to sitting under my favourite tree with a glass of wine, some salami, TMS on the radio and a pool to jump in if it all gets too hot and tiring to bear.