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    Last edited by Toolpusher; 3 June 2012, 16:10.

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    I'd feel the same way if I had to use windows...
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #3
      Hmm... after having read about it on El Reg and suchlike places, I thought it would be better. All that stuff with the woman looking at the bloke's laptop and vomiting could have been because he was looking at almost anything, including General

      If Microsoft wanted to make an impact, they should have at least shown goatse man or tubgirl - they both almost made me puke the first times they were link-trolled on Slashdot about ten years ago



      EDIT: I keep forgetting that not everybody knows. IF YOU VALUE THE CONTENTS OF YOUR STOMACH, DO NOT GOOGLE FOR "GOATSE" OR "TUBGIRL". Particularly not on "Image Search"
      Last edited by NickFitz; 4 July 2009, 02:44. Reason: Public Sanity Warning

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        #4
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Hmm... after having read about it on El Reg and suchlike places, I thought it would be better. All that stuff with the woman looking at the bloke's laptop and vomiting could have been because he was looking at almost anything, including General

        If Microsoft wanted to make an impact, they should have at least shown goatse man or tubgirl - they both almost made me puke the first times they were link-trolled on Slashdot about ten years ago



        EDIT: I keep forgetting that not everybody knows. IF YOU VALUE THE CONTENTS OF YOUR STOMACH, DO NOT GOOGLE FOR "GOATSE" OR "TUBGIRL". Particularly not on "Image Search"
        Aaaahhh, so you liked "two girls and a cup", then?
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
          Aaaahhh, so you liked "two girls and a cup", then?
          I've managed to avoid that so far

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            #6
            Originally posted by Toolpusher
            Not a patch on Mr. Creosote!!!

            Short version here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U
            Long version here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk
            You’ve just reminded me of the waiter at a restaurant in Miami that ex-mrs HAB and I went to with friends. He was doing that fake French accent, but the septics were falling for it. We were taking the p... a bit too much that he asked us to behave (whispering “OK, so I’m Canadian. Can you keep it down”). Unfortunately we had been on the mojito’s all afternoon and got thrown out in the end.
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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