So good I did it twice

[EternalOptimist]

Just got back from a week in NYC shopping with the girlies. There were lots of incidents and laughs but this one still has me rolling.

You have to hand it to the Yanks, they aint reticent like us Brits.

I was struggling with the effects of a dodgy Rushholme curry and plane 'food', sitting in trap 3 in a bar in Manhatten. Restroom door opens, closes -'JESUS CHRIST'
my immediate thought was that he was having a row with some one and was venting his spleen in private.
'IS THIS WHERE THE FCKING SMELL IS COMING FROM'

then he sees my feet popping out from under the door

'er, no offence dude'


I had to stay in for ten more minutes so he wouldnt know it was me.

[MPwannadecentincome]

Welcome back - I thought you had been quiet recently!

[BrilloPad]

Just got back from a week in NYC shopping with the girlies. There were lots of incidents and laughs but this one still has me rolling.

You have to hand it to the Yanks, they aint reticent like us Brits.

I was struggling with the effects of a dodgy Rushholme curry and plane 'food', sitting in trap 3 in a bar in Manhatten. Restroom door opens, closes -'JESUS CHRIST'
my immediate thought was that he was having a row with some one and was venting his spleen in private.
'IS THIS WHERE THE FCKING SMELL IS COMING FROM'

then he sees my feet popping out from under the door

'er, no offence dude'


I had to stay in for ten more minutes so he wouldnt know it was me.

Why didn't you jump out and kick him in the nads? Teach him not to be so uncouth.....

[EternalOptimist]

Why didn't you jump out and kick him in the nads? Teach him not to be so uncouth.....

I would have, except I had two pints of brown adrenalin dribbling out of my stern.
So I decided to stink it to him instead

[Clippy]

In other words, you sh*t it. Wimp!