The Fourth Plinth

**FSM with Cheddar** · 7 July 2009, 10:05

**BoredBloke** · 7 July 2009, 10:05

Have a really big tulip and model it into the shape of gordon brown

**DaveB** · 7 July 2009, 10:21

Pot Noodle and a

If challenged say it's an Ironic Post-Modernist Commentary on the nature of greed and self gratification in modern politics.

**RichardCranium** · 7 July 2009, 10:28

A huge stack of CVs and a poster:

Code:

PM for hire

WWW.DICKHEAD.CO.UK

Plenty slow
Plenty expensive

* Oops! www.dickhead.co.uk is very NSFW

**BrilloPad** · 7 July 2009, 10:46

I would use it to advertise my children for sale.

**EternalOptimist** · 7 July 2009, 11:01

I would put my artists hat on and regale them with my poem

If I had a knife and fork
And this plinth was made of bread
I'd get down on my hands and knees
And eat my way to Beachy Head

**thunderlizard** · 7 July 2009, 11:09

I would trap and kill a pigeon, then roast it and offer bits to the audience.

**RichardCranium** · 7 July 2009, 11:14

Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

I would trap and kill a pigeon.

crap upon

**Moscow Mule** · 7 July 2009, 11:52

I'd bring a bird of prey (pref a big one) and practice my Falconry skills.

The Fourth Plinth