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d000hg
8th July 2009, 14:17
Get a load of this: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/eng/1246353621.html

Anyone tempted? If you can get to the end without shouting or hitting something I applaud you.

Zippy
8th July 2009, 14:22
Get a load of this: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/eng/1246353621.html

Anyone tempted? If you can get to the end without shouting or hitting something I applaud you.

"Only apply if you are serious about coming into an office daily to be of programmer awesomeness"

Is this English? Has Andyw started his own company?

What a bunch of tossers.

NotAllThere
8th July 2009, 14:40
Just going through the fails and wins. It's clear that they consider ninja-bad-ass programmers to be contenders for the IOCCC, but without the charm or wit.

Though win 20 was quite neat.

MrMark
8th July 2009, 14:56
I don't know, it has its redeeming parts:-


// FAIL FAIL I hate you.

Got to laff, aint you?

BoredBloke
8th July 2009, 15:07
Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative

Churchill
8th July 2009, 15:15
Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative

We might have the odd bad-ass Nigel or maybe a Kevin! :bang:

MrToast
8th July 2009, 15:19
This is why IT and the people who work in IT really gets bad press. :ohwell

They couldn't be further from the truth if they tried.

Bad Ass Ninjas? More like Badly Dressed Numpties.

Zippy
8th July 2009, 15:22
Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative

Tony - you're a genius. :yay:

Submissions on punch cards of course

MrToast
8th July 2009, 15:26
Do we have any Bad Ass Nijas on here who could apply. If we are not having any summer holidays this could make a nice credit crunch alternative

Only really Bad Ass on a Saturday morning (get back in your cage HAB! its not what you're thinking!) after the habitual Friday evening curry and Guinness combo.

Drewster
8th July 2009, 15:31
Only really Bad Ass on a Saturday morning (get back in your cage HAB! its not what you're thinking!) after the habitual Friday evening curry and Guinness combo.

Does HAB cite any Ass as Bad..... Just asking?

MrToast
8th July 2009, 15:33
Does HAB cite any Ass as Bad..... Just asking?

I'm not sure. I just didn't want to get the :wave: from HAB.

BoredBloke
8th July 2009, 15:40
Does HAB cite any Ass as Bad..... Just asking?

From what I have read, a hole is a hole!

sunnysan
8th July 2009, 16:21
Get a load of this: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/eng/1246353621.html

Anyone tempted? If you can get to the end without shouting or hitting something I applaud you.

Maybe Niall has moved to San Francisco and started his own company?