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heh heh, it the wifes birthday tomorrow - 9th

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    heh heh, it the wifes birthday tomorrow - 9th

    A few months ago the missus declared that she was in charge of birthday cards, because I always forget em.
    I asked her yesterday if she had any spares for females, as I needed one soon
    (its her birthday tomorrow).
    She snapped - no, she had no spares and I said ok I'm not well so I'll give it a miss.

    what she doesnt know is that I have been stockpiling in the spare bedroom. A card, birthday cake, a nice pressie and some roses

    (\__/)
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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    You old smoothy you.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      Its your wife's 9th birthday tomorrow?

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        #4
        It was my missus yesterday (luckily I had a reminder on my calendar this time.) An SMS in the morning and a quick call in the evening but when I get home this afternoon it will be a nice chaste kiss and then shopping for a present.
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          What a sweetie you are!
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

          Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pogle View Post
            What a sweetie you are!
            What, with a 9 year old wife ?

            Perhaps EO is the Prophet Mohammed himself

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              #7
              Not if her birthday's today
              'elf and safety guru

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                #8
                Maybe there was a mix up with a time machine, an egg sandwich and an incorrectly fitted 2 amp fuse? - It COULD happen
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  It was my missus yesterday
                  You should not talk about EO's wife in that way.

                  She was yours yesterday, but today it is EO's, please be nice and share the toys.
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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