When driving home late one night, alternative lyrics occurred to me for a song. They are below. Can you come up with a better love song for a Saturday night?
Strangers in the night exchange diseases
Wondering in the night
What were the itches? We were sharing scabs
Before the ride was through.
Something in your bed was irritating
Now I know just why you were prostrating
Something in my pants
Told me I must have crabs.
Strangers in the night, two drunken people
We were pissed-up in the bar
Up to the lock-in
When we said our first "You'll do"
Little did I know
I was to get syphilis
A warm embrace behind the skip and -
Ever since that night we've been together.
Chemists at first light, and then forever
That shag tuned out so shite
For strangers in the night.
Wondering in the night
What were the itches? We were sharing scabs
Before the ride was through.
Something in your bed was irritating
Now I know just why you were prostrating
Something in my pants
Told me I must have crabs.
Strangers in the night, two drunken people
We were pissed-up in the bar
Up to the lock-in
When we said our first "You'll do"
Little did I know
I was to get syphilis
A warm embrace behind the skip and -
Ever since that night we've been together.
Chemists at first light, and then forever
That shag tuned out so shite
For strangers in the night.
