Craked my coccyx

[minestrone]

Agony.

Out in the garden last night, glass of wine in one hand, cigar in the other looking up at the stars, stumbled backwards and fell onto the rockery. Arse landed on a chunk of sandstone. It felt like I had just been buggered by a gorilla.

Taken about 3 different types of pain killer today and nothing helps.

I have cracked it before and the pain lasts for months.

[DodgyAgent]

Agony.

Out in the garden last night, glass of wine in one hand, cigar in the other looking up at the stars, stumbled backwards and fell onto the rockery. Arse landed on a chunk of sandstone. It felt like I had just been buggered by a gorilla.

Taken about 3 different types of pain killer today and nothing helps.

I have cracked it before and the pain lasts for months.

You always needed a good kick up the arse in my view

[Incognito]

Stumbled backwards... Arse landed on a chunk of sandstone.

That's your story, you keep sticking to it son.

[minestrone]

That's your story, you keep sticking to it son.

OK then, Richard Gough chloroformed me in an airport toilet.

[Toolpusher]

Arse landed on a chunk of sandstone. It felt like I had just been buggered by a gorilla.

NSFW!!
Don't you just hate those bottle-shaped rocks?

[suityou01]

Agony.

Out in the garden last night, glass of wine in one hand, cigar in the other looking up at the stars, stumbled backwards and fell onto the rockery. Arse landed on a chunk of sandstone. It felt like I had just been buggered by a gorilla.

Taken about 3 different types of pain killer today and nothing helps.

I have cracked it before and the pain lasts for months.

At a beer festival once as a student. Had just done the yard, while standing on the bar (5 foot makeshift bar) and jumped down onto a wet floor (beer slops everywhere)

Slipped onto my a*se and broke my tail bone.

What I'm trying to say is, I truly sympathise.

I would prescribe a course of 6 strong ales. You must take the whole course mind.

[RichardCranium]

That bit that tickles me is how you made sure you spelled 'coccyx' correctly and yet...

Craked my coccyx

Was ist das 'Craked'?

[Incognito]

OK then, Richard Gough chloroformed me in an airport toilet.

Was that when you were looking up at the star?

[RichardCranium]

Was that when you were looking up at the star?

That was no star. It was a rusty starfish.

[Menelaus]

In a bid to be semi-serious, try ice to take down the swelling and get your GP or the guys at A&E to slip you some diclofenac. RAH probably closest for you in Giffnock?