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This woman reckons she can do a million jobs

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    This woman reckons she can do a million jobs

    Good luck to her - seems like a very good concept!!!

    http://www.amillionjobstodo.com/
    Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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    Any job will be considered for a minimum sum of £1.

    Mmmmmm. Interesting business model here.

    Will you do ......

    Cross my palm with silver deary and I'll consider it.

    Here you go. Kerching!

    Er, let me see ......... No. Next?
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      #3
      Shoot Gordon Brown? I mean they do say "any job will be considered"

      Very professional site design though.

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        #4
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        Shoot Gordon Brown? I mean they do say "any job will be considered"

        Very professional site design though.
        Mmm the rules state :
        Any inappropriate, distasteful or rude tasks will be ignored and will not be posted on the website.
        I suppose it could be viewed as "inappropriate" ??? Maybe worth a punt? LOL
        Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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          #5
          Half the nation probably thinks it is highly appropriate

          hmm, a big black van just pulled up in front of my house.

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            #6
            She's going to do this for a pound - its a wind up!
            This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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              #7
              Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
              She's going to do this for a pound - its a wind up!
              I think she said sewing a button for a pound : mailing christmas cards costs more.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMark View Post
                Good luck to her - seems like a very good concept!!!

                http://www.amillionjobstodo.com/
                Reminds me of a Jimmy Carr joke

                "They say a womans work is never done. Perhaps - if they organised themselves a bit better".

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  Very professional site design though.
                  Really? I thought it was fairly poor. The page showing what she has done so far is painful to use. It also has a typo.

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                    #10
                    Wow, this is a revolutionary concept. I can't believe no one has hit on the idea before of... working. For money! It's a stroke of genius.

                    I bet the bloody taxman decides to take some of it after a while though. They won't let that little windfall pass them by would they. I mean, if she earns a million pounds from this then they'll want... what, two thousand pounds or something? Would that be too much? I bet they do try and take as much as that. Bloodsucking leeches.

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