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    Borris the spider

    Can someone please explain to my Friend who boris the spider is, prehaps AlfredJPruffock you could.............
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

    #2
    Originally posted by n5gooner
    Can someone please explain to my Friend who boris the spider is, prehaps AlfredJPruffock you could.............

    I know incy wincy?

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      #3
      Originally posted by n5gooner
      Can someone please explain to my Friend who boris the spider is, prehaps AlfredJPruffock you could.............

      Why its an old song by John Enwhistle of the Who , you know it goes like this ...

      Wheres he gone now I cant see?

      BORIS the SPIDER

      Creepy Crawlies Creepy Crawlies ...

      Hope that helps !

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        #4
        This Boris?


        Look, he's crawling up my wall
        Black and hairy, very small
        Now he's up above my head
        Hanging by a little thread

        Boris the spider
        Boris the spider

        Now he's dropped on to the floor
        Heading for the bedroom door
        Maybe he's as scared as me
        Where's he gone now, I can't see

        Boris the spider
        Boris the spider

        Creepy, crawly
        Creepy, crawly
        Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
        Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
        Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
        Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

        There he is wrapped in a ball
        Doesn't seem to move at all
        Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
        Pick this book up off the floor

        Boris the spider
        Boris the spider

        Creepy, crawly
        Creepy, crawly
        Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
        Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
        Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
        Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

        He's come to a sticky end
        Don't think he will ever mend
        Never more will he crawl 'round
        He's embedded in the ground

        Boris the spider
        Boris the spider
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #5
          spot on boys, I knew I could rely on you both.
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #6
            Nice meaty base-line, too.

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              #7
              Originally posted by wendigo100
              Nice meaty base-line, too.

              Aye Wendigo

              Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy ...

              That the way I like it ... uh huh uh huh

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                #8
                Oi!

                Stop using my nick in vain!

                (although it's nice to have a song about me)

                Now, can we think of one for ATW or DA?
                I think therefore I drink...

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                  #9
                  I actually quite like the version by The Accused on Grinning Like An Undertaker
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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