At least the boom continues unabated.

[DimPrawn]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/e...ng-market.html

The latest property market survey from the Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors suggested that new buyer enquiries increased at the fastest pace since records began a decade ago.


Unemployment, swine flu, lack of mortgages cannot stop house price rises.

[Cyberman]

A million deaths due to swineflu would free up housing, thus reducing prices, while also reducing unemployment by a sizeable sum.

[Clippy]

A million deaths due to swineflu would free up housing, thus reducing prices, while also reducing unemployment by a sizeable sum.

And as it is an immigrant centric disease would also sort out all those injuns, right?

[Cyberman]

And as it is an immigrant centric disease would also sort out all those injuns, right?

Time will tell, but I hope those attractive Indian women survive.

[Clippy]

Time will tell, but I hope those attractive Indian women survive.

Because they would be sooooooo interested in a knobber like you.

[d000hg]

Because they would be sooooooo interested in a knobber like you.

He can teach them how to wash, apparently. Not sure why he's interested in woken with poor hygiene though in the first place.

[Cyberman]

Because they would be sooooooo interested in a knobber like you.

I actually had an Indian girlfriend for just over a year, so that proves you completely wrong. Incidentally, she was bluddy gorgeous. Her drawback was that she wanted to spend most of the time in meditation whilst I was interested in other aspects of life such as shagging.

[Clippy]

I actually had an Indian girlfriend for just over a year, so that proves you completely wrong. Incidentally, she was bluddy gorgeous. Her drawback was that she wanted to spend most of the time in meditation whilst I was interested in other aspects of life such as shagging.

Of course you did pal, of course you did.

[Cyberman]

Of course you did pal, of course you did.

Indeed.

So if I went out with an Indian woman for over a year it makes me a racist. You should see now how stupid you really are.

[snaw]

I actually had an Indian girlfriend for just over a year, so that proves you completely wrong. Incidentally, she was bluddy gorgeous. Her drawback was that she wanted to spend most of the time in meditation whilst I was interested in other aspects of life such as shagging.

GF, or some poor unsuspecting drunk girl who woke next to a howler like you while you attempted to get a leg over while insulting her culture, family and religion?

What complete and utter bollocks, you're truly ****ign pathetic.