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    Flippin' Hotel Guests

    Sitting in my hotel room last night quietly browsing the web with the telly on quietly in the corner and a fag in one hand, I heard the sort of noises one only hears while watching arty continental films emanating from the room next door. Turning the sound down there was also some faint banging sounds. After a period of time it stopped and I continued with my tasks. Preparing to turn in a while later the noises started again and continued for a period of time before ceasing and it wouldn't have surprised if they were actually making one of these films in the room. Why does it always happen to me, people doing loud bonking in the room next to mine?

    Tonight if it happens I shall turn the sound on for my laptop and peruse that site for sore eyes (youpron.com,) find a good selection of German actors and actresses and let them have it back. Barstewards
    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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    Knock on the door. They might need a fluffer.

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      #3
      You can get them an ASBO fo rthat sort of behaviour.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ar/8021185.stm
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Knock on the door. They might need a fluffer.
        Just hope it's not 2 blokes if you do.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #5
          Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
          Just hope it's not 2 blokes if you do.
          He might like it. Don't knock it till you've tried it!
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
            He might like it. Don't knock it till you've tried it!
            That you offering to show him?
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Knock on the door. They might need a fluffer.
              Sorry, got to know. What's a fluffer?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Sorry, got to know. What's a fluffer?
                Fluffer : girl that gives head to the porn stars behind the camera to keep the guys hard.

                Kind of like an anti-wife ... <ducks>
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by snaw View Post
                  Fluffer : girl that gives head to the porn stars behind the camera to keep the guys hard.

                  Kind of like an anti-wife ... <ducks>
                  and I though my job sucked.


                  IGMC

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Sorry, got to know. What's a fluffer?
                    AndyW...... Is that you?

                    Alegedy there are many ex-fluffers who are now out of work since the ready availibility of Viagra......

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