Dystopia now

[Menelaus]

Ladies and gents, imagine a time in the not-too-distant future when the following has occurred:

1. The new European Fuhrer is the grinning twat himself (Blair)

2. The UK quisling is Mandelson quietly moving the £ to €

3. Democracy (e.g., elections) have been suspended to facilitate the Age of Change

If the people were to hire a sniper and give him two rounds, please vote in the poll (to follow)

[HairyArsedBloke]

I can help out with setting up an offshore non-GBP account.

[realityhack]

I'd like to train to become the sniper. Please.

[bogeyman]

I'm only surprised that nobody has actually done it yet.

Not Blair necessarily (though God knows he deserves it), but Brown.

[TykeMerc]

I'd like to train to become the sniper. Please.

Like a couple of others here I wouldn't need the training, just a little setup time with the appropriate equipment.

I'd consider doing it for free for the greater good.

[OwlHoot]

Next to decide the weapon.

This piece of artillery looks like just the ticket Barrett M107

If seriously planning something like that, I think a remote controlled bomb-laden plane might be the way to go.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Next to decide the weapon.

How about a couple of those sentry guns out of Aliens linked to some facial recognition software?

[Menelaus]

It's a bitch getting the match grade 50 cal ammo though.

.50 calibre ammunition would be by far and away too large a round to be used for this task.

If someone wants to google the size of a .50 round, they'll see the nature of the problem.

NOTE: If anyone is reading this from any governmental bodies, this is a simple exercise in humour and is not to be considered to be a conspiracy or anything of that nature. None of the posters on here (AFAIA) is Gary McKinnon and, whilst we're on the subject of Mr McKinnon - FFS, try him in the UK; if at all. Note also CPS guidance in matters of mental health.

[Menelaus]

How about a couple of those sentry guns out of Aliens linked to some facial recognition software?

Yup. I'm afraid "nuking from orbit" might be a tad indiscriminate.

[Cyberman]

Is this incitement to murder ? Be careful cos you don't know who polices these boards. You could end up like poor David Kelly.