Important message for all CUK cretins ...

[sasguru]

When it comes to swine flu, please let us not hear your cretinous wittering and absurd projections about the spread of swine flu.
There is an academic discipline called Epidemiology (look it up you morons) that requires several years of training and experience.
After you have done that, I just might listen to your projections - until then please try and confine the random firings of your (reduced number of) neurons to yourself.

Thank you.

[DimPrawn]

You rang my lord?

[RichardCranium]

When it comes to swine flu, please let us not hear your cretinous wittering and absurd projections about the spread of swine flu.
There is an academic discipline called Epidemiology (look it up you morons) that requires several years of training and experience.

Mind you, it is fun watching the ridiculous arguments. It is an education in itself.

But I do find it both disappointing and frightening how people will take one headline and believe it to the point that they will significantly change their behaviour.

[DiscoStu]

When it comes to swine flu, please let us not hear your cretinous wittering and absurd projections about the spread of swine flu.
There is an academic discipline called Epidemiology (look it up you morons) that requires several years of training and experience.
After you have done that, I just might listen to your projections - until then please try and confine the random firings of your (reduced number of) neurons to yourself.

Thank you.

A most sensible post. Somewhat of a rarity in these parts

[Nexxy]

According to the late great Tommy Cooper;

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.

Or my younger brother Ho-Chau-Chou. But I think it's Colin.

[cojak]

According to the late great Tommy Cooper;

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.

Or my younger brother Ho-Chau-Chou. But I think it's Colin.

[Drewster]

When it comes to swine flu, please let us not hear your cretinous wittering and absurd projections about the spread of swine flu.
There is an academic discipline called Epidemiology (look it up you morons) that requires several years of training and experience.
After you have done that, I just might listen to your projections - until then please try and confine the random firings of your (reduced number of) neurons to yourself.

Thank you.

<Gulp> I <gritted teeth> I agree with SAS!!!

[OwlHoot]

When it comes to swine flu, please let us not hear your cretinous wittering and absurd projections about the spread of swine flu.
There is an academic discipline called Epidemiology (look it up you morons) that requires several years of training and experience.
After you have done that, I just might listen to your projections - until then please try and confine the random firings of your (reduced number of) neurons to yourself.

Thank you.

moron

edit: I wasn't talking about DimPrawn BTW

[d000hg]

There is an academic discipline called Epidemiology (look it up you morons) that requires several years of training and experience.

As opposed to economics & politics I suppose, which you are happy to spout off about yourself?

[DimPrawn]

As opposed to economics & politics I suppose, which you are happy to spout off about yourself?

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