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    Another 4 deaths.. pattern emerging

    .. just announced in Brazil due to swineflu.

    an 8 month pregnant woman of 36

    two obese men under 40

    one girl of 5 years old.


    This seems to be a strong pattern..... either very young, pregnant or obese.

    #2
    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    .. just announced in Brazil due to swineflu.

    an 8 month pregnant woman of 36

    two obese men under 40

    one girl of 5 years old.


    This seems to be a strong pattern..... either very young, pregnant or obese.
    You, sir, are a Daily Mail journalist, AICMFP.

    For a tiny bit of perspective here:

    http://www.who.int/healthinfo/statis...yestimates.xls

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      #3
      Christ on a bike, it is a pattern!

      Male or female, child or adult, fat or thin, pregnant or not.

      Blimey, have you thought of a job in CID?

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Christ on a bike, it is a pattern!

        Male or female, child or adult, fat or thin, pregnant or not.

        Blimey, have you thought of a job in CID?
        I know of some completely discredited stattos who could turn that into a story.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
          You, sir, are a Daily Mail journalist, AICMFP.

          For a tiny bit of perspective here:

          http://www.who.int/healthinfo/statis...yestimates.xls


          Interesting, but it's worth considering that we are in the very early stages of this pandemic. Thus, it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
            Interesting, but it's worth considering that we are in the very early stages of this pandemic. Thus, it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better.
            Talk about stating the bleeding obvious ...
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              #7
              Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
              .. just announced in Brazil due to swineflu.

              an 8 month pregnant woman of 36

              two obese men under 40

              one girl of 5 years old.


              This seems to be a strong pattern..... either very young, pregnant or obese.
              And 100% Brazilian. I'm in the clear!

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                #8
                Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                And 100% Brazilian. I'm in the clear!
                Not with the Met Police after you, you're not

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Christ on a bike, it is a pattern!

                  Male or female, child or adult, fat or thin, pregnant or not.

                  Blimey, have you thought of a job in CID?


                  Yup, indeed. Of the current toll of 11 deaths in Brazil, all have been below 41, at least two have been pregnant women, three, obese men and 4, children.

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                    #10
                    So in the UK where its easy to find a young obease and pregnant girl I'd say things look pretty grim!
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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