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    Does anyone know a cheap photographer who'd do a corporate shot of yours truly? Naturally I'm an ugly bastard so need to be able some major retouching.

    #2
    Go to a little independant photo studio - it'll cost you less than you'd expect.

    Mine cost £90 a few years ago and a very nice job they did too...
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
      Does anyone know a cheap photographer who'd do a corporate shot of yours truly? Naturally I'm an ugly bastard so need to be able some major retouching.
      N5Gooner has got a camera, let him do it...
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Isn't there a photo booth in Woollies?

        Oh, no, there isn't any more, is there?

        I miss Woollies.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          What about HAB? I bet he'd love to take some shots of you. He'd probably touch them up for free.
          King of Chutney.

          Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrToast View Post
            What about HAB? I bet he'd love to take some shots of you. He'd probably touch you up for free.
            fixed that for you.
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
              fixed that for you.


              So many people willing to get hands on, here
              Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                Does anyone know a cheap photographer who'd do a corporate shot of yours truly? Naturally I'm an ugly bastard so need to be able some major retouching.
                I'm sure this guy can help you. ( 10:57 )
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  Photobooth ---> Photoshop
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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