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The New Friday Poetry Corner

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    The New Friday Poetry Corner

    Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat)

    Things don't look to good to me
    I think I'm out of luck,
    and all because of swollen glands,
    and just one stupid f***

    Now this here dude came from Alabama ,
    and that's not where it's at,
    and now your jock's been chasing me round
    with a great big baseball bat.

    Don't kick my ass
    Don't beat my ass
    Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat, Hey!

    Don't kick my ass
    Don't beat my ass
    Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat.

    Well I was in the mood for some lovin but,
    not a wrestlin match with some big hoss.
    And this here dude he was an uncool cat
    and he beat me `bout my head with a baseball bat.

    Don't kick my ass
    Don't beat my ass
    Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat, Hey!

    Don't kick my ass
    Don't beat my ass
    Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat.

    Now I woke up from being beat to the ground
    and started scratchin' around like a blue tick hound,
    and I was aghast at what I found!
    The latest social disease that's been going around.
    Aw F***!

    I'll beat your ass
    I'll beat your ass
    I'll beat your ass
    With a baseball bat
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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