Watch out Ziety

[PRC1964]

and keep away from Surrey.

http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/r...l/article.html

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A giant spider was released into the Surrey wilderness after the man who found it took advice from friends on the web.
Spanning the size of a human hand, a huntsman spider or Australian tarantula, hitch-hiked 5,000 miles in a flat-packed shed from China to the UK.
A familiar sight to fans of the show I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here, the spider could now give residents a live dose of the reality programme.
Known to shelter in homes in hot countries, the lizard-eating arachnid is not deadly, but can deliver a powerful punch.
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[DaveB]

I'm getting the Flit gun ready for it...

My Mother had a Flit gun
It was not devoid of charm
A bit of Flit came out of it
The rest went up 'er arm.

[thunderlizard]

the lizard-eating arachnid is not deadly

I bet a lizard didn't write that.