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    Hand Wringer Alert

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread4468.html

    #2
    That really is an excellent thread. I wept with laughter when I read this:
    Originally posted by miler
    The lost revenue runs into 100's of millions annually. This is cash that is desperately needed for public services.
    Well done miler, I say.

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      #3
      Yes, superb. Even better than the Chico bot, which really is very good
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Money ... so they say
        Is the root of all evil today
        But when you ask for a rise
        It comes as no surprise
        Theyre giving none away .... away ...away ....

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          #5
          Money!

          Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
          Money ... so they say
          Is the root of all evil today
          But when you ask for a rise
          It comes as no surprise
          Theyre giving none away .... away ...away ....



          Money, get back.
          I’m all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.

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            #6
            Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
            Money ... so they say
            Is the root of all evil today
            But when you ask for a rise
            It comes as no surprise
            Theyre giving none away .... away ...away ....
            I've been mad for ******* years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands.
            Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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              #7
              Originally posted by WageSlave
              I've been mad for ******* years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands.
              With ...Without
              Its what the fightings all about

              Me ... and You
              God Only knows its not what we choose
              To Do

              Out of my way ... its a busy day
              Ive got things on my mind

              For the want of a price of a tea and a slice
              The Old Man died



              Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 4 November 2005, 16:33.

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Thanks for that LB.

                It's quite made my day.
                Let that be a lesson to you all. Despite the wealth of comedy characters populating the general forum, a few of whom are actually real people as opposed to Milan-bots, the lesser fora can reveal a wealth of amusement to help slackers such as myself while the day away with a chortle or six.

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                  #9
                  One day, when I am on my deathbed, they will ask, xoggoth, what was your greatest acheivement? And I wil proudly say, I once persuaded some lunatic he was a giant lizard.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    I'm real. Just ask Mrs Gunman. I kept her awake all last night by making goat noises outside her window.
                    Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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