Let's hear it for sasguru!!

[shaunbhoy]

You know, when he first started posting on here, people laughed. And nothing has changed!!
Seriously though, thousands of posts later, and all of those penned by a man who relies for his thought processes on a small cluster of dust particles oscillating around the gloomy expanses of his head in sync with overhead power cables and little else. Why it is nothing short of miraculous. We salute you sir!!

[sasguru]

So I see you're on the bench Corporal Bhoy.
Not really surprising now is it?

[d000hg]

...

You smell like socks.

[shaunbhoy]

You smell like socks.

Woooooooo. Rapier-like!!

[d000hg]

Woooooooo. Rapier-like!!

What did you have for lunch today?

[shaunbhoy]

What did you have for lunch today?

Now that is more your level. Did you work that sentence out on your own or did someone else help?

[d000hg]

Now that is more your level. Did you work that sentence out on your own or did someone else help?

Just trying to figure out who you belong to.


Anyone know?

[pmeswani]

Just trying to figure out who you belong to.


Anyone know?

To a master sockpuppetier....apparently. I reckon it's Cybertroll.

[sasguru]

Just trying to figure out who you belong to.


Anyone know?

I know what you're thinking. No one could be that stupid, hence this must be a sockpuppet. Think again - SB is actually as real and idiotic as he sounds. But what do you expect from some rear-echelon cannon-fodder potato-peeler. Sadly he's too old and fat to go to Iraq or Afghanistan and do some good.

[shaunbhoy]

Hey sg, you're back. What happened, I assume the "happy special bus" that drops you home did not get lost tonight then?
Really giving it large with all the sockpuppets tonight too I see. Your self-esteem must have taken a real hit earlier eh? Never mind.

Now do you have any real blows to land or are you going to stick to the same old tried and failed powderpuff gibberish?