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Things I have learnt from CUK today

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    Things I have learnt from CUK today

    Eating with your hands causes TB
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Picking your bum gives you AIDS. Dirty foreigners.

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      #3
      Cybertrash licks the chutney spoon then puts it back.

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        #4
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        Cybertrash licks the chutney spoon then puts it back.
        I suspect chutney spoon was an euphemism

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          #5
          We're guilty of cyber-harassment Cyberghoul.
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            Cybertrash licks the chutney spoon then puts it back.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              We're guilty of cyber-harassment Cyberghoul.
              We're all subjected to the cyber-moronic rantings of Cyberghoul
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #8
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                We're all subjected to the cyber-moronic rantings of Cyberghoul
                CyberSpoon

                Just a suggestion - the name might stick, you see.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Cybertrash licks the chutney spoon then puts it back.
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Cybertrash licks the chutney spoon then puts it back.
                    Mmmm ... pass the poppadums
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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