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    Swine flu prevention

    Here are the nuggets I've gleaned so far from Cyberman's infinite wisdom:
    • Beware of people who eat foreign food with their hands
    • Beware of anyone who might have come from the third world
    • Beware of Indian restaurants
    • Beware of coughing men in the steam room
    • Beware of the chutney spoon


    I'm sure by following these simple guidelines I'll never catch it.
    ǝןqqıʍ

    #2
    I always avoid the chutney spoon.

    "You see that bird, I bet she likes the chutney spoon".
    Last edited by DimPrawn; 22 July 2009, 13:25.

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      #3
      The "chutney spoon" looks like becoming a CUK classic.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        The "chutney spoon" looks like becoming a CUK classic.
        Stop stirring.

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          The "chutney spoon" looks like becoming a CUK classic.
          Indeed, so good it's been added to my sig.
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            Stop stirring.
            Ok I've put it back now. Didn't lick it though.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Was it any good ?? jeez, she could spoon for Britain

              she gave me a severe seeing to with the spoon a la chutters


              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Ok I've put it back now. Didn't lick it though.
                Have you? I didn't notice.

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