Anyone else bursting out into uncontrollable fits of laughter in the office and getting funny looks when they think about CB's latest penchant?
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Licking the chutney spoon
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Originally posted by snaw View PostAnyone else bursting out into uncontrollable fits of laughter in the office and getting funny looks when they think about CB's latest penchant?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostNo but theres a girly over in the next office who is a right spooner, i reckon
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Originally posted by snaw View PostAnyone else bursting out into uncontrollable fits of laughter in the office and getting funny looks when they think about CB's latest penchant?King of Chutney.
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Originally posted by snaw View PostAnyone else bursting out into uncontrollable fits of laughter in the office and getting funny looks when they think about CB's latest penchant?
I'm crying with laughter. For real.
Oh, dear.
Chutney spoon.
It doesn't help when you're already familiar with the expression "chutney ferret".My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I have to admit to a fit of giggles. CyberTwonk really is inadvertent comedy gold.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by MrToast View PostMissed it. Linky please.
You need to see it in the context of the thread.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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he was thinking about the gay Indian chap in Eastenders again.
"He might be a dirty Indian and runs a curry shop but I would fair lick his chutney spoon"Comment
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