Think I'll give the pickle tray a wide berth today
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I'm going for a curry after work
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You could always take your own spoon"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
Hang on, what's the secret ingredient for that white, yogurty sauce that I'm slapping on me poppas?Comment
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Originally posted by Shimano105 View Postthat white, yogurty sauce
... maybe best not to sayComment
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Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostHang on, what's the secret ingredient for that white, yogurty sauce that I'm slapping on me poppas?McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostThink I'll give the pickle tray a wide berth todayMcCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostThink I'll give the pickle tray a wide berth today
I think my mate has gone back to Kashmir, so you should be ok.Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostI think my mate has gone back to Kashmir, so you should be ok.Comment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View Postand here was me thinking the white stuff on the mountains was snow
Whatever it was, it certainly gave him an awful cough. Not only was he licking the spoon, but he was coughing over my Jalfrezi throughout every meal. I couldn't complain because it would have been deemed racist. In the end I just avoided going out for meals with him and my mates.Comment
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