It being the summer, numerous bachelors will be being dragged kicking and screaming into the wedded state every Saturday. To assist any such soul on CUK that may find himself in this position, and to ensure his eternal wedded bliss, he'll need That Essential Thing.
A shed.
I was wondering just how the perfect married man's shed should be equipped. (That's how a perfect shed should be equipped, not a perfect married man. As far as I can make out, the perfect married man is equipped with reliable transport, a good quality socket set and his own pasting table.)
What is missing from my hastily thrown-together list?
- high speed broadband
- insulation (for sound, primarily)
- security camera with motion sensor (facing the back door)
- kettle
- beer fridge
- bottle opener, two wine glasses and two beer glasses
- mattress
- a window so mucky you can't quite see in
A shed.
I was wondering just how the perfect married man's shed should be equipped. (That's how a perfect shed should be equipped, not a perfect married man. As far as I can make out, the perfect married man is equipped with reliable transport, a good quality socket set and his own pasting table.)
What is missing from my hastily thrown-together list?
- high speed broadband
- insulation (for sound, primarily)
- security camera with motion sensor (facing the back door)
- kettle
- beer fridge
- bottle opener, two wine glasses and two beer glasses
- mattress
- a window so mucky you can't quite see in
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