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    The hygiene thread

    I'm worried about swine flu. Please help me avoid it by posting all your good hygiene tips here.

    Thanks
    ǝןqqıʍ

    #2
    Don't scratch your bum. You'll get Aids.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      I'm worried about swine flu. Please help me avoid it by posting all your good hygiene tips here.

      Thanks
      Dont lick the chutney spoon!
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #4
        Don't eat anything or do anyone foreign.
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Don't scratch your bum. You'll get Aids.
          What if I've scratched my bum in the past? Does that mean I'm already infected?
          ǝןqqıʍ

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            #6
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Don't eat anything or do anyone foreign.
            Does that mean I have to give up curries and Lithuanian hookers?
            ǝןqqıʍ

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              #7
              Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
              What if I've scratched my bum in the past? Does that mean I'm already infected?
              I'll have to extrapolate the incubation period....

              4, 11, 29 -

              Nope - you are safe.

              HTH
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Don't scratch your bum. You'll get Aids.
                Can I scratch someone elses bum?
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                  Does that mean I have to give up curries and Lithuanian hookers?
                  Fraid so.....
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Fraid so.....
                    ǝןqqıʍ

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