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    Dominican Republic police have been torturing people with onions to get information about crimes, a human rights group has alleged.

    The National Commission on Human Rights has documented dozens of cases in which police forced the vegetables into victim's mouths, said Joselin Melo, the organisation's vice president.

    The technique makes people feel as if they are asphyxiating - but some had onions stuffed into their rectums, she claimed.
    The thought of getting a 'used' onion in the mouth would have me singing like a canary within seconds!
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

    #2
    The article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.

    For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).

    The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).

    From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.

    One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis

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      #3
      Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
      The article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.

      For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).

      The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).

      From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.

      One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.
      How do you know all this?

      Is there a group that goes round trying this stuff out?

      Or is it conjecture? I was reading a wilbur smith book the other week where women were tortured by putting chillis wrapped in paper up their chuff. The paper would slowly dissolve. Obviously the hotter the chilli the more pain.....

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        #4
        Brillopad : How do you know all this?
        TG University
        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #5
          Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
          The article doesn't say what type of onion and that is important.

          For example, spring onions (or to call them their proper name, green onions) up the jacksy are probably less of a nuisance than the dry onions (red, white or yellow in colour).

          The latter 3 are considerably larger than a green onion (harvested at its normal time : these can grow large as well).

          From that, we can infer that the people singing like canaries who have the small green onion inserted up their bottoms are in fact, being wimps, since the rectal passage can easy hold a smallish green onion.

          One would hope before insertion that they are cleaned and dried, to prevent infection, otherwise the whole affair moves from kinky and erotic (vegerotica?) to medically dangerous.
          Since it's the DR police we're talking about, I think we can safely infer that the onions will have been cut to release the juices in order for it to be medically dangerous...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #6
            Chillies rub in eyes, on genitals, up noses are commonly used. South American police like to pour coke into people's sinuses.

            One of the problems (for the victims) is that this is simply done as a punishment - not to make them talk.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Wilbur Smith

              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              How do you know all this?

              Is there a group that goes round trying this stuff out?

              Or is it conjecture? I was reading a wilbur smith book the other week where women were tortured by putting chillis wrapped in paper up their chuff. The paper would slowly dissolve. Obviously the hotter the chilli the more pain.....
              Yes but this was in the 1600s in East Africa IIRC and the punishment was adminstered by a jealous newt harem keeper, not a policeman
              There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Chillies rub in eyes, on genitals, up noses are commonly used. South American police like to pour coke into people's sinuses.

                One of the problems (for the victims) is that this is simply done as a punishment - not to make them talk.
                Yet you have dealers over ere allegedly charging £40 a gram
                Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"


                Originally Posted by Pogle
                I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM

                HTH

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  How do you know all this?

                  Is there a group that goes round trying this stuff out?

                  Or is it conjecture? I was reading a wilbur smith book the other week where women were tortured by putting chillis wrapped in paper up their chuff. The paper would slowly dissolve. Obviously the hotter the chilli the more pain.....
                  Name of this book please BP?
                  Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"


                  Originally Posted by Pogle
                  I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM

                  HTH

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    South American police like to pour coke into people's sinuses.

                    One of the problems (for the victims) is that this is simply done as a punishment - not to make them talk.
                    I'll bet that clears them...
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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