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    Friday Silliness

    Well it made me laugh..

    My boss emails me asking for strong tea but due to a typo asks for string tea…..the temptation was too strong I rooted in the handbag for a sanitary item & hey presto one string tea.

    That will teach him
    Last edited by Halo Jones; 24 July 2009, 11:35. Reason: missed "strong" - it makes more sense now
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

    #2
    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    Well it made me laugh..

    My boss emails me asking for tea but due to a typo asks for string tea…..the temptation was too strong I rooted in the handbag for a sanitary item & hey presto one string tea.

    That will teach him
    I don't think I'll be able to drink red bush tea again

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      #3
      Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
      Well it made me laugh..

      My boss emails me asking for tea but due to a typo asks for string tea…..the temptation was too strong I rooted in the handbag for a sanitary item & hey presto one string tea.

      That will teach him
      So you're the tea lady... so many wimmin see this as beneath them...make mine two sugars luv

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        #4
        Originally posted by ArthurBigot View Post
        So you're the tea lady... so many wimmin see this as beneath them...make mine two sugars luv
        In my contract I think Tea Making is under "any other duties as required"
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #5
          Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
          Well it made me laugh..

          My boss emails me asking for tea but due to a typo asks for string tea…..the temptation was too strong I rooted in the handbag for a sanitary item & hey presto one string tea.

          That will teach him
          Brava that woman!

          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #6
            Originally posted by ArthurBigot View Post
            So you're the tea lady... so many wimmin see this as beneath them...make mine two sugars luv
            Your mum!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
              Well it made me laugh..

              My boss emails me asking for tea but due to a typo asks for string tea…..the temptation was too strong I rooted in the handbag for a sanitary item & hey presto one string tea.

              That will teach him
              Now that is silly. Fancy mistyping the word 'tea' with 'string tea'. That is some typo.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Now that is silly. Fancy mistyping the word 'tea' with 'string tea'. That is some typo.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Not sure many on CUK would admit to making tea for their 'boss'.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Not sure many on CUK would admit to making tea for their 'boss'.
                    Or even admit to having a 'boss', I have a client
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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