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Speedo's are hazardous to your health

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    Speedo's are hazardous to your health

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...by-police.html

    Obviously the police aren't fans of swimwear...

    #2
    a shame but lets be honest blokes in speedos should be taken outside and shot they just look firkin vile.

    imho

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      #3
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      a shame but lets be honest blokes in speedos should be taken outside and shot they just look firkin vile.

      imho
      I have to disagree, Mr P looks rather fine in his.
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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        #4
        I may have to agree with Pogle here : Dear BGG please go & buy some speedos & then "model" them for me
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          #5
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          a shame but lets be honest blokes in speedos should be taken outside and shot they just look firkin vile.

          imho
          The French won't let you in a public pool if you're not wearing a pair of 'budgie smugglers', I've yet to hear a satisfactory answer as to why swim shorts are banned?
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            apparently it is because shorts bring too much water out of the pool


            personally i think it is to make slightly overweight middle aged blokes look faintly ridicolous

            I mean lets face it when you go to buy a calippo from the ice cream seller you worry about 'pop up'!

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              #7
              Originally posted by original PM View Post
              I mean lets face it when you go to buy a calippo from the ice cream seller you worry about 'pop up'!
              I once walked the entire length of a beach wearing speedo's when I was in my teens, I couldn't understand why people were giggling as I strode by?

              It was only when I sat down that I realised a little bit of scrotum was peeking out.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                "Investigators believe the policeman fired four shots, two of them hitting Mr Heilman in the chest."

                Stood over a bloke on the floor, two shots missed?

                Can one of our had-actual-experience-of-being-shot-at (i.e. ex-forces) residents comment on that for me? Surely a trained gun-user should be able to shoot a civvy from six feet away and not miss? Or is life not that simple?
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                  #9
                  Straying off topic slightly, I remember the days when once in a while a young lady could be seen getting out of the the pool with a swim suit on that had gone translucent after getting wet. Sadly swimming costumes appear to be better made these days.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    Straying off topic slightly, I remember the days when once in a while a young lady could be seen getting out of the the pool with a swim suit on that had gone translucent after getting wet. Sadly swimming costumes appear to be better made these days.
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