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    Hi. Noobie Here

    Hi everybody, my name's Ben.
    Im new here. Hope to find my success here.

    #2
    Do you like films about gladiators?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Benoakley View Post
      Hi everybody, my name's Ben.
      Im new here. Hope to find my success here.
      Hi Ben

      I'm sure everyone will give you a warm welcome.
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #4
        Originally posted by Benoakley View Post
        Hi everybody, my name's Ben.
        Im new here. Hope to find my success here.
        We already have a plethora of comedy characters thanks, but no thanks. Gerroff my landddddd
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Do you like films about gladiators?
          Your new avatar is far too confusing. It's sexy, but I'm pretty sure I know what's on that spoon
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Let's see your chutney spoon.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Has anything amusing every happened to you with a chutney spoon?

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Do you like films about gladiators?
                Dim, did you forget to switch to HAB's id ?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  Dim, did you forget to switch to HAB's id ?
                  I've got to cut down on my sockpuppets.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                    Dim, did you forget to switch to HAB's id ?

                    Schoolboy error. I do it quite frequently with my sockpuppets.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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