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    Magic-eye

    After twenty years of not being able to see them, I suddenly can. I've not touched a drop to drink all day.

    Could this be a sign that I've caught piggy-flu and should I go to A&E to get myself checked out?
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

    #2
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    After twenty years of not being able to see them, I suddenly can. I've not touched a drop to drink all day.

    Could this be a sign that I've caught piggy-flu and should I go to A&E to get myself checked out?
    Now we know what's changed after 20 years...
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      What made you suddenly decide to try looking again?
      This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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        #4
        I hate those effing things, I can NEVER see them. I do all the 'focus your eyes at some point behind the picture' crap, but nope not a sausage.

        It really usedto wind me up - can you tell?
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pogle View Post
          I hate those effing things, I can NEVER see them. I do all the 'focus your eyes at some point behind the picture' crap, but nope not a sausage.

          It really usedto wind me up - can you tell?
          There is nothing there.
          It is a conspiracy. You are just not in on the joke. HAB must have paid the franchise fee recently and is perpetuating the jape. He will be selling worthless print test as magnificent art works soon.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
            There is nothing there.
            It is a conspiracy. You are just not in on the joke. HAB must have paid the franchise fee recently and is perpetuating the jape. He will be selling worthless print test as magnificent art works soon.
            WHS. It works because most people would rather claim to see something that isn't there than risk looking stupid by being the only one that doesn't get it.

            A similar explanation can be used for the popularity of Apple products.
            Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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              #7
              Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
              After twenty years of not being able to see them, I suddenly can. I've not touched a drop to drink all day.

              Could this be a sign that I've caught piggy-flu and should I go to A&E to get myself checked out?
              Seriously, you might be getting a bit long sighted. Do you find your arms are becoming too short to read?

              <smug>
              I once managed to clearly view an animated autostereogram.
              </smug>
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                #8
                This is a good one http://www.jasonunger.com/wp-content.../magic-eye.gif
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Jesus!

                  Not a magic-eye but I am now convinced of a second coming.

                  Chico.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    Seriously, you might be getting a bit long sighted. Do you find your arms are becoming too short to read?

                    <smug>
                    I once managed to clearly view an animated autostereogram.
                    </smug>
                    Long sighted - far from it; I'm short sighted. Also I'm at the age (50) where the eyes don't adjust much i.e. I need two pairs of glasses for reading/screen and for distance.

                    I could see the animated shark too. It flexes back and forth. Though at first I could only see a partial image of several components.

                    The reason why it I started to look at them? I was having a pedo moment with some friends nine year old daughter. They had popped round to borrow some DVDs and her dad mentioned those images when there was some white noise on the screen. So we went looking for some on the net. Little bitch could see them almost straight away and then suddenly I could. It was quite a shock! Her dad still can't but I don't think gives a sh...
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                    Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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