Smacked a la Gob

[EternalOptimist]

The manageress of the local pub asked me if I had a strimmer - er yes I do.
Is there any chance you could do the garden at the back ? - er no.

its about 16 million acres - cheeky wench

[sasguru]

Hairy lass, then?

[EternalOptimist]

Hairy lass, then?

a right two-spooner

[thunderlizard]

If you are spending so much time in the pub that the owners think you ought to be doing your fair share of the housework, maybe it is time to have a look at your life.

[EternalOptimist]

If you are spending so much time in the pub that the owners think you ought to be doing your fair share of the housework, maybe it is time to have a look at your life.

After taking your advice, I have decided to nip around tonight with the strimmer.
Can you lend me an extension cable ?

[thunderlizard]

Sure. I've just plugged it in. Get ready to catch the coils when I lob it out of the window.

[chetty]

When I was growing up in India we had a lot of geese in the garden They are by far the best way of keeping the lawn short. You just have to be careful not to slip on their droppings when you are playing cricket. You could suggest this to your lady in the pub.

[EternalOptimist]

When I was growing up in India we had a lot of geese in the garden They are by far the best way of keeping the lawn short. You just have to be careful not to slip on their droppings when you are playing cricket. You could suggest this to your lady in the pub.

cant do that, I'm afraid

[Churchill]

cant do that, I'm afraid

What are you afraid of? Geese or goosing the landlady of the pub?

[EternalOptimist]

What are you afraid of? Geese or goosing the landlady of the pub?

no, we dont play cricket oop here