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    Pig Cold Protection

    Just went for a wazz and there are some new signs in the loo on how to protect yourself against the swine flu. Pictures of people wearing masks, how to wash your hands, etc. The normal type of things. I think I might make an amendment...Stay At Home (on full pay!)
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Just went for a wazz and there are some new signs in the loo on how to protect yourself against the swine flu. Pictures of people wearing masks, how to wash your hands, etc. The normal type of things. I think I might make an amendment...Stay At Home (on full pay!)
    Makes a change from the ones they had in the bogs at BT.

    "How you you feel if you had to tell your family you got fired for downloading pornography?"

    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Just went for a wazz and there are some new signs
      Wot? No pentagram?
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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