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'I can't afford to eat healthily'

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    'I can't afford to eat healthily'

    says £600-a-month benefits woman who weighs 22 stone

    'I can't afford to buy WeightWatchers crisps and cereal bars any more so I eat Tesco's chocolate bars and packets of Space Invaders crisps, sometimes four of each a day', says Laura, who spends seven hours a day watching TV.

    'People ask why I don't snack on an apple - they're cheap, but emotionally I don't always feel like an apple.'
    The Daily Wail are going to run The Daily Mash out of town if they keep this level of satire up, remind me which one is parodying which??

    There's more...

    'I sometimes feel guilty about all the taxpayers' money that's been spent on me but I only want an extra £100 a month, that's all', says Laura.
    Only sometimes? Stick your feet up love and open a box of krispy kreme, you'll feel better about it in no time.
    Last edited by gingerjedi; 28 July 2009, 22:32.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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