CUK Caption Competition

**TimberWolf** · 29 July 2009, 09:05

"This would never have happened under the Tories"

**HairyArsedBloke** · 29 July 2009, 09:11

Join nuLieBore and become like us - we are the only people with jobs in the country.

**snaw** · 29 July 2009, 09:13

"Look mate, about your bins"

Yes?

"Umm, never mind"

**sasguru** · 29 July 2009, 09:17

Is that your dongle or are you just pleased to see me you perv?

**thunderlizard** · 29 July 2009, 09:40

"I wish I hadn't eaten that magnet"

I have a Dr Who-related question. In the 70s it was usual for timid children to watch Dr Who from behind the sofa, so they could duck and hide from the Daleks. In today's compact new-build houses, the living room is so small that the sofa has to back right up against the wall. How is the new generation watching the scary bits of Dr Who these days?

**Platypus** · 29 July 2009, 09:41

"it feels nice when you touch my willy"

**fckvwls** · 29 July 2009, 09:42

"Hey kiddo, please remove the chutney spoon"

**wc2** · 29 July 2009, 09:43

Gary Glitter will do anything to have contact with kids

**NotAllThere** · 29 July 2009, 10:46

Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

... How is the new generation watching the scary bits of Dr Who these days?

My kids use a cushion.

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