Bollocks

[Menelaus]

Nothing anatomical, FYI.

There's a job I wanted for ages when I was a permie - indeed, in biblical terms, I "coveted" it. And it's just come free. And I've had a call from a pimp about it.

FU<K.

How the heck do I turn it down without upsetting too many people?

[RichardCranium]

If you wanted it in the past, why do you want to turn it down now?

[Tingles]

Fickle.

[Tingles]

Flakey

[Zippy]

Nothing anatomical, FYI.

There's a job I wanted for ages when I was a permie - indeed, in biblical terms, I "coveted" it. And it's just come free. And I've had a call from a pimp about it.

FU<K.

How the heck do I turn it down without upsetting too many people?

You no longer covet it so say you'd love to but committed elsewhere etc. ...

[Menelaus]

If you wanted it in the past, why do you want to turn it down now?

I'm a contractor now, remember

[Zippy]

I'm a contractor now, remember

Yes, but why?

[Menelaus]

Yes, but why?

Because I love being a contractor and being able to tell a client to **** off.

[RichardCranium]

Because I love being a contractor and being able to tell a client to **** off.

So tell them to *** off.

[Zippy]

So tell them to *** off.

I guess this is the closest we'll get to an argument tonight? Sigh ...