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A Friday giggle

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    A Friday giggle

    This will make you chuckle I guaranee.

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    David Thorne once drove his bank manager to the brink of mental breakdown by offering to repay his overdraft with a picture of a spider he drew. Absolutley priceless.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Are you about 14 years old?

    Read the comments.

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      #3
      *cough*
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Are you about 14 years old?

        Read the comments.
        Oh come on DP - I got to "They are very small ducks." and packed out laughing. See the funny side.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Are you about 14 years old?

          Read the comments.
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Oh come on DP - I got to "They are very small ducks." and packed out laughing. See the funny side.
          He's out of practice, in Swindon there's not a lot to laugh about!
          The vegetarian option.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            drove his bank manager to the brink of mental breakdown
            I think you mean "irritated somebody in his bank's customer services department for a few minutes".

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              #7
              Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
              I think you mean "irritated somebody in his bank's customer services department for a few minutes".
              Shhhhhhhhhh I'm having a moment here.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Are you about 14 years old?

                Read the comments.
                I just read one made today at 6:04pm that made me chuckle
                ǝןqqıʍ

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                  I just read one made today at 6:04pm that made me chuckle
                  Cyberarse gets everywhere doesn't he?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                    I just read one made today at 6:04pm that made me chuckle
                    Yep, I spotted that But for anyone who enjoyed (and saved and forwarded) the original Spider exchange, this story was a weak re-run.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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